Colton is a bit of a lad, a gay one. Been a goof on festivals like SXSW, Skankfest, Moontower JFL, High Plains, and a bunch of other stuff you don’t even know about…Grew up as an army brat, modeled in Paris, lived life like High School Musical (if troy wasn’t allowed to do the musical but really wanted to). This guy has spent in modern money 10 million dollars on  improv classes (evaluation based on money he should have bought Bitcoin with) Beer. He likes beer. **liked** (rehab) 

(Colton wrote that and felt awkward about talking in third person)

***feels

 oh yea, hes seen shows like SNL, DRUNK HISTORY, RICK AND MORTY, NBC'S SO YOU ARE A DANCING PERSON THAT WHO WAS PREVIOUSLY A BABY?, and SHARK TANK

Other Noteables “would you bang him” podcast with Bonnie McFarlane and Rich Vos, skankfest, opened for Meg Stalter…once for three shows