Colton is a bit of a lad, a gay one. Been a goof on festivals like SXSW, Skankfest, Moontower JFL, High Plains Comedy Festival, and a bunch of other stuff you don’t even know about…Grew up as an army brat, modeled in Paris, lived life like High School Musical (if troy wasn’t allowed to do the musical but really wanted to). This guy has spent in modern money 10 million dollars on improv classes (evaluation based on money he should have bought Bitcoin with) Beer. He likes beer. **liked** (rehab) #soberlife
(Colton wrote that and felt awkward about talking in third person)
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oh yea, hes seen shows like SNL, DRUNK HISTORY, RICK AND MORTY, NBC'S SO YOU ARE A DANCING PERSON THAT WHO WAS PREVIOUSLY A BABY?, and SHARK TANK
Other Notable noteables: “My Wife Hates Me“ podcast with Bonnie McFarlane and Rich Vos, skankfest, opened for Meg Stalter…once for three shows (she described my set as “electrifying” - I’m not sure if she was in character or not), Las Culturistas 'I dont think so honey' @ Moontower Comedy Fest, & Moontower JFL
Festivals:
Skankfest (HTX/tx, LV, NV), High Plains Comedy Fest (Denver, CO), Altercation Fest (ATX, TX), Portland Queer Comedy Fest (Portland, OR), Austin Pride (ATX, TX), Denver Pride (Denver, CO), Laughed Out (LV,NV), Burning Bridges (Pitsburgh, PA), P3 Fest (Pensacola, FL)
Club Spots:
Creek and the Cave (Austin, TX), Comedy Works (Denver, Co), Laugh Factory (Chicago, IL), Zanies (Rosemont, IL), Skyline Comedy (Appleton, Wi), Comedy on State (Madison, Wi), the Comedy Store (La Jolla, Ca), American Comedy Co (San Diego, Ca), Laughs Comedy (Seattle, Washington), New York Comedy Club (NYC, Ny), Laughing Budda (NYC, Ny), the Creek in the Cave (NYC, Ny), UCB (Los Angeles, Ca), UCB (NYC, Ny), Secret Group (Houston, Tx) , the Improv (Houston, Tx), the Improv (San Antonio, Tx), Joke Joint (Houston, Tx), Zoo Bar (Lincoln, Nb), Comedy Fort (Fort Collins, CO)
Notable opened for:
Eddie Pepitone, Gilbert Gottfried, Christina P, Andy Kindler, Sean Patton, Laurie Kilmartin, James Adomian, Moshe Kasher, Aparna Nancherla, Nick Rutherford, Brooks Wheelan, Ramon Rivas, Sam Talent, Avery Moore, and more